“@flo_tweet Lovely classy end of tour meal with all the band and crew in Auckland x”

sweet jesus chris you are such a derp

I LOST THIS

AND NOW I’VE FOUND IT AGAIN

YES

HEAVY FUCKEN METAL MAAAN

or the video of never let me go with the dedication to the fan’s mother who’s passed

cos that fan is looking for it

read this bitches

“gina

according to flows that were there:

it was just before rehearsal and she got out of the car and there were not very many people there but they were trying to get her autograph (probably to just go and sell it on ebay) and she didn’t want to sign anything so they started shouting the C word at her and she started crying and James went crazy and called them “cockroaches” and “scum”. You go James \m/ I really like him. (He could have called them something a  little worse, tho!) 

thinking my bby flo crying makes me die inside D’: 

i want to hug her ajkdlas;dka/ldsa

FUCK YOU FAKE FANS

this is absolutely the worst thing ever

especially since that, and a few other words are my least favorite words in the English Language

how could someone dare call Florence that?

Just because she wouldn’t give you fucking autographs? To be honest, If you’re able to call Florence that- you’re someone who really doesn’t deserve Florence’s autograph.

like did they post it on tumblr or did they like shout it at her?

cause if they shouted it at her… and she heard it… OMG I WANT TO HUG HER

I don’t think that trending that on twitter would be good- I don’t want to remind her (if she even knows. and if she doesn’t know then she wouldn’t understand why we’re trending it.) Can we trend #FlorenceWelchIsPerfect instead?

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

“I think they were called florence and the birdcage”

I think they were called florence and the birdcage

omfg

I don’t know what’s worse

“and the birdcage” or “and the meachine”

wow i just made that sound like i had sex with flo

SO.

it was amazing. i met my online bestfriend flow, beth (you’re my bestfriend too Liana i know you’re reading this so don’t get discouraged) i was in the middle (this was a festival btw) and i may or may not have cried my face off during cosmic love…. but omg my dad put me on his shoulders for Rabbit Heart, cos you know, Flo said the usual “THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE. IF YOU HAVE A GIRL AND YOU LIKE HER OR LOVE HER PUT HER ON YOUR SHOULDERS!! I WANT TO SEE SOME GIRLS ON SHOULDERS!” and that was epic and i swear flo and i made eye contact. and during heartlines when flo goes “in some waaay i’m there with you” beth pointed at florence and FLO POINTED BACK AT HER!! then at the end of leave my body florence screamed SO FUCKING LOUD like it echoed for like a minute it was loud as FUCK and right after she screamed she covered her mouthxD and the speakers gave her some feedback for that..

then for dog days we did the usual ONE TWO THREE JUMP lalalala flo-bop

and florence went backstage for a moment and i thought it was over but she came back out and did three more :D

OKAY SO NOW TO THE BEST PART we waited for a little bit after they finished to see if tom came back on cos i wanted to give him my floral headdress! but no:( SO- we went around the back and there was this wicker fence and there was about 10 people there and they were all calling to florence and she came out from behind the stage, waved, then ran to her van :3 and then BETH AND I SAW TOM so we’re like “TOM!! TOM!!” (nobody else even knew who he was, fake flows-_-) and tom comes over to us!! (we were separated by the fence) and we hand out our headdress to him! and he goes “awww thank yeww, is this faa me?” in that adorable accent of his and he does that adorable little tom smile that looks like dis

GAH. anyways-

and i was like “yes!!” and beth was like “can you give the other one to.. isa!?” and tom goes “Isa?” and we’re like “yes! isa:D” and he goes “okaaai!” and gives us a thumbs up and omg we started flailing and screaming and omg it was the best ever

and THEN about 2 minutes later tom tweets

THIS PICTURE

and i’ll just let you imagine what my reaction to this was

but

THAT IS MY FLORAL HEADDRESS, WITH MY DNA ON IT, ON ISABELLA FUCKING SUMMER’S BEAUTIFUL HEAD. I WORE IT. AND NOW ISA IS WEARING IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

okay well

if you actually read all of this

kudos to you

you win nothing

except a pat on the back

goodnight 

omfg have my babies please